Here is a picture of Donald Trump and his daughter, Ivanka Trump, “perched atop two concrete parrots having sex.” (Tim Ireland’s description, not my mine, but, like, those parrots are def having sex.) There is so much going on here. I’m writing from my parents’ house today, and, as my mom pointed out, “Maybe if […]
Neil Armstrong was the first to walk on the moon. The Wright brothers were the first to fly. And Sacha Baron Cohen was the first to realize Donald Trump is a dick. These are all equal in stature if you’re anything other than a white upper-class cisgender male and routinely thank Hashem or Allah or […]
Artist Aimee Davison likes to paint boobs… with her boobs. The boob she chose to paint with her boobs this week is Donald Trump. Are you confused? Don’t be. It’s all very simple. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GombbD2oGo Davison applies paint to her breasts, which she uses as a brush by squeezing them to get the right “brush” shape. […]
From $3.5b to $3.1b in less than a year, Donald Trump seems to be breaking the news in all directions. At $3.5b net worth according to Forbes, Trump assumed office as the richest ever Us president. He is the first Us president with billionaire status and his net worth put him at #544 in the […]
By now, everyone in the USA and beyond has made fun of Donald Trump’s hair, mouth, eyes, voice – hell everything about him – because he’s a cartoon character. A very scary, real, racist and absurd cartoon character. But I speak for many when I say that I did not expect something as absurd as […]
For those who desperately wanted to keep Donald Trump out of the White House, Wednesday morning’s election results brought on devastation, panic, and, ultimately, a sense of complete and utter helplessness. The simple, admittedly unbearable truth is that there is nothing we can do to change the outcome of the election, but there is plenty we can do to help […]
Yesterday, in an interview after a campaign stop in Newton, Iowa, Presidential candidate and shimmering pile of 24-karat gold-plated feces Donald Trump stated that he would “certainly, definitely” implement a database tracking system for Muslims. In an interview with Yahoo News, when asked if he would rule out something like special ID badges to indicate […]
Earlier this week, President Trump signed an executive order limiting women’s reproductive rights abroad in a room full of old white men. It was a stark reminder of his commitment to controlling women’s bodies and his refusal to listen to American women about what they want and need. People were quick to point out that […]
As much as it’s important to stay angry and vigilant and not normalize anything about Donald Trump or anyone who advises him, it’s almost important to take care of yourself during these trying times. And this Chrome extension that replaces Trump with pictures of kittens is a step in the right direction. This way, you get […]
