Tag: men

7 Things Feminists Should Understand About Today’s Men

The feminist movement began as a struggle for basic rights: women’s suffrage, reproductive rights, access to work and education, and equal rights within those institutions. Through the hard work and dedication of our foremothers, many of those feats have been won. As a result, our culture has become dominated by a narrative that is not […]

Doin’ It: The Top 10 Penis Types

Every free market has a wide range of available goods. The same holds true for men and their penises. Because it’s important to know what’s out there in phalluses, after the jump are the top ten penis types you’re bound to encounter on the road to Mr. Right Member. 1. The Jalapeño Pepper Ay Caramba […]

Women Prefer Average-Sized Dongs Over That Giant Trouser Snake, According to Science

Rejoice, mediocre-dicked men far and wide. Science has now proven that women actually prefer your standard, average-sized pickle, not the giant looming kielbasa that many men yearn for and few actually possess. As reported by The Daily Beast, researchers used 3D models to represent the plethora of penis sizes, lengths and girths, and presented these […]

Men Can Now Experience Period Cramps From This Menstrual Simulator

Back in 2011 a Japanese artist and inventor who goes by the name Sputniko! built a machine that could simulate the menstruation experience for men, or really anyone desiring a simulated menstrual hell. The device included electrodes that induce the experience of abdominal cramps, and was first showcased through the eerily beautiful video above, then […]

Look At This Asshole: Man Spits on Valet Outside The Stinking Rose, Then Hits Him With His Car

The Beverly Hills police are searching for a rich jerk who spit on a valet driver, then hit him with his car and drove away, after being unable to pay the man for his services. This incident happened outside of the garlic-intensive chain restaurant,  The Stinking Rose, which is known for aggressively mediocre food and being sniffed […]