Over the weekend, Anne Hathaway said on “Chelsea Lately” that she and her “Love and Other Drugs” co-star Jake Gyllenhaal didn’t have real sex in the film, despite watching a slew of movies with actors actually doing the deed. “We decided from the get-go that real sex was out,” she said. “We watched some films that do real sex, and that makes […]
You probably weren’t considering putting an eel up your ass today. But just in case you were, please let this terrible eel-in-anus tale dissuade you from doing such a thing. And if eel-in-anus tales are the kind of things that make you feel uncomfy, you probably should stop reading now because I’m going to regale […]
Before the invention of the world wide web, before we even knew porn existed, you best believe we were masturbating. And in a lot of creative ways. We feel bad for the young people today who can just log onto their computers and have a world of whack off materials with a single click. “Back […]
I’ve had good sex and bad sex, but there’s one thing I’ve never had: solo sex. That’s right: I’m a 34-year-old woman who has never masturbated. I know it sounds crazy. Many people swear that masturbation is a critical part of being a sexually satisfied woman, but I’ve never been able to bring myself to […]
We all know that most of us have a quite busy life and we often forget to dedicate ourselves to spending quality time with our partners. Sure love is there, but neglecting all these little things that are very important to keep your love life interesting is easy. And the result is that fire simply […]
We already knew that SWA (sex with animals) was bad for the soul, but the other day we learned why it is equally bad for the penis. Just so we’re all clear here, sticking a d**k in a non-human animal hole doubles the risk for penis cancer. Sure, we knew that somehow, somewhere in a […]
I am not a beach person. The way seagulls swoop over your head like rats with wings terrifies me. I hate that feeling of sand caked in every crevice. But when my friend Thomas invited my husband and I to a nude federal beach in New Jersey, rumored to be filled with spectacularly hung men […]
Have you ever wanted to know what hetero, penis-in-vagina sex looks like from inside the vagina in missionary position? No? Well too bad, you’re already here and you KNOW you’re either going to watch it now or bookmark it to watch later. Yes, someone put a camera into a woman’s vagina, onto her partner’s penis, […]
There’s no greater offense than committing to a Netflix and chill only to back out at the last minute (OK, there are worse things in the world, but you know what I mean). Your friend with benefits, Tinder date, or long-lost lab partner doesn’t really care about you. Like, I bet you think this rant […]
